The Sentinelese are world champions of "The Game." Also, you lost.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from AffineConnection@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 20:01
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Lawn mowers make great but usually impractical fart silencers.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Illogicalbit@lemmy.world on 16 Mar 19:24
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A fun anti-monopoly law and anti-enshitification measure would be that once you hit 50% of market share you are forced to link to alternatives on your page
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 15 Mar 21:48
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More people should dance like they are trying to get something off their chest
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Krauerking@lemy.lol on 15 Mar 13:41
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Trampolines are socially-accepted pens for kids
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from wizard@fedinsfw.app on 15 Mar 12:36
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Face scanning and age verification is the big new privacy invading feature of this decade. Meanwhile almost every single iPhone user has given away all of that for years, just to unlock their phone.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from themurphy@lemmy.ml on 15 Mar 00:19
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You could learn to imitate the art "style" of AI slop, and it would be one of the most difficult skills to learn while also being one of the least rewarding ever
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from chellewalker@lemmy.ca on 14 Mar 20:13
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Cat Videos Really Should Be Considered An International Language
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one on 14 Mar 16:39
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We don’t have room in the carbon budget for a world war.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from SGGeorwell@lemmy.world on 14 Mar 16:16
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The first rule of starting a fire, is to know how to put it out.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from over_clox@lemmy.world on 14 Mar 02:06
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Somewhere out there, there may be an alien life form imagining how terrible a planet with molten dihydrogen monoxide in the atmosphere might be.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 13 Mar 23:48
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Some people won't eat tongue because it came out of the mouth of an animal but have no problem eating eggs.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Quilotoa@lemmy.ca on 13 Mar 22:28
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Either David Mitchell is Slavoj Žižek putting on a funny accent or Slavoj Žižek is David Mitchell cosplaying English as you never will ever see them together because they are the same person.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com on 13 Mar 19:04
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There was likely a plan to put the Epstein scandal entirely on the Clintons, but failed
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world on 12 Mar 23:29
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Imagine re reading your own written love note to your girlfriend just to make sure it doesn’t feel like chatgpt wrote it.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Sequence5666@lemmy.world on 12 Mar 23:29
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Angels being said to be all eyes was probably some Mother's excuse for knowing what their kid was getting up to
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Krauerking@lemy.lol on 12 Mar 16:44
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I don't have money to pay premium to not see ads. What in the world makes you think that I have money to buy what you are advertising me?
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from capuccino@lemmy.world on 12 Mar 16:22
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Metal Gear is a stupid name for an ultimate weapon
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from burgermeister@sh.itjust.works on 12 Mar 00:26
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Some people live their lives afraid of being different than others and afraid of being the same.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Quilotoa@lemmy.ca on 11 Mar 17:55
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Battlestar Galactica showerthoughts
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca on 11 Mar 16:45
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Betting on nuclear Armageddon means you don't think it will happen.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Cattail@lemmy.world on 11 Mar 16:38
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Sometimes I wonder if the subtext of religion is; if you join one youre telling on yourself that you can easily be manipulated.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 11 Mar 14:45
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I would rather live in a "class system" than a "caste system"
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from LeviticusIsForPedophiles@lemmy.world on 11 Mar 10:03
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There are few things more satisfying than finding a use for that thing you stored away ten years ago "in case" you ever had a need for it.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Quilotoa@lemmy.ca on 10 Mar 20:32
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Most efficient media formats to come are going to have a piss poor quality
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 10 Mar 19:26
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Pete Hegseth is a TERRIBLE advertisement for writing public speeches with AI.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz on 10 Mar 15:35
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I sometimes "judge a book by it's cover" for Anime... I guess you can call it "Judge an Anime by it's Opening"... Sometimes I wasn't sure if I wanna watch but the Opening is so great that I had to try
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works on 10 Mar 10:27
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Maybe the reason we find AI visualizations of ourselves so off-putting is because it accurately illustrates the imagery we perceive ourselves as in our dreams
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Pratai@piefed.ca on 10 Mar 01:46
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Americans aren't ready to wake up and recognize religious pedophiles own their country
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from LeviticusIsForPedophiles@lemmy.world on 09 Mar 23:12
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We don't call them "conspiracies" anymore, the new name is "Marketing Campaign"
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from PP_BOY_@lemmy.world on 08 Mar 23:52
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If you are rich, white, male and say "Jesus" enough, you can get away with anything.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from devolution@lemmy.world on 08 Mar 21:06
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the iris is the nipple of the eye
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from janonymous@lemmy.world on 08 Mar 14:22
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The perception of the passage of time can be very different depending on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Quilotoa@lemmy.ca on 08 Mar 01:51
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Barack Obama is the youngest living former or active president
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip on 07 Mar 21:45
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A happy consequence should be called a prosequence
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca on 07 Mar 05:49
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Cable and movie rentals was probably the optimal amount of digital media for a functional society. Get rid of commercials and that was probably peak.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 07 Mar 04:56
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What do your teeth taste like?
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from whaleross@lemmy.world on 07 Mar 02:20
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If you took a box of Kleenex back to the medieval time period, they'd probably think that you're a witch
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from FenrirIII@lemmy.world on 06 Mar 22:45
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Aint never seen someone turn off their cellphone at the pump
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from PP_BOY_@lemmy.world on 06 Mar 21:49
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Assuming an average value of $500k per-house, a millionaire could own two houses and a billionaire could own the entire neighborhood
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from BigBenis@lemmy.world on 06 Mar 19:09
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I wonder what would people describe the feeling of wanting to piss, without directing saying it.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from YICHM@lemmy.world on 06 Mar 16:39
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If probability and statistics were required learning in school there would be far fewer gambling addicts
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from daggermoon@piefed.world on 06 Mar 12:53
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We only have Security.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from altphoto@lemmy.today on 05 Mar 17:09
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Most "shower thoughts" here are just thinly-veiled rants
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from ptz@dubvee.org on 05 Mar 15:25
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Those who strongly promote patriotism are not happy when it happens in other countries.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Quilotoa@lemmy.ca on 05 Mar 14:02
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We already passed 1984's prediction of the future: "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face--forever"
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 05 Mar 06:30
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Streaming services have made music both better and worse
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world on 05 Mar 04:43
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A wristwatch is like a handcuff to time
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 05 Mar 02:32
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If animals suddenly gained the ability to speak, how would it affect our society?
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from presoak@lazysoci.al on 04 Mar 15:42
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Society is starting to appropriately accommodate neurodivergence, yet stupid/idiot/crazy/lazy etc. stay in the vocabulary.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from oreoreore@lemy.lol on 04 Mar 10:49
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What if it's actually pronounced "Arstralia," and we never realized because of the accent?
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from railway692@piefed.zip on 04 Mar 02:54
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We make a Lemmy user union that's entire purpose is to downvote all posts that feature black text on a white background instead of white text on a black background.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Fleur_@aussie.zone on 03 Mar 22:05
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The Nuremberg Trials 2.0 will see 'generative AI' used as an excuse in the same way some tried 'just following orders' as an excuse after WWII
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from regedit@lemmy.zip on 03 Mar 17:59
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Replying, voting and removing are all ways of expressing your opinion about a post. They differ in anonymity and sophistication.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from presoak@lazysoci.al on 03 Mar 16:23
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If a war liberates a woman in a country you’ve never heard of, and no one posts about it on social media, did the liberation even happen?
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from oreoreore@lemy.lol on 03 Mar 13:18
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It's kind of funny how we mocked old people for years over mispronouncing "meme" and as soon as they got it right, we came up with "Pepe"
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from PP_BOY_@lemmy.world on 03 Mar 12:52
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Evidence seems to indicate that research causes cancer in mice.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Quilotoa@lemmy.ca on 03 Mar 03:56
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Tesla is exiting consumer space because Self-Driving has hit the same fundamental limits as LLMs
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from violentfart@lemmy.world on 03 Mar 03:31
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All awards are metagames.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone on 03 Mar 03:26
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Letting users fill out a form before notifying them that they need to sign in to submit it is scummy and needs to end.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from kittykillinit@lemy.lol on 03 Mar 02:25
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Religious and mystical literature is full of reports of encounters with aliens.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from presoak@lazysoci.al on 03 Mar 02:25
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Up votes and down votes tend to move a site toward being an echo chamber.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Quilotoa@lemmy.ca on 03 Mar 02:03
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Pissing in the shower is better than pissing in the toilet in every single way.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world on 03 Mar 00:47
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It's frankly stupid of me to get annoyed when people at work ask me tech questions, I'm getting paid to give 0-effort answers.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from LorVan@lemmy.cafe on 02 Mar 19:16
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The USA's economy is based on letting children decide what they want to do with money that isn't theirs
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Krauerking@lemy.lol on 02 Mar 16:10
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ZUTOMAYO - DARKEN as video with Porter Robinson - Sad Machine as music fit so well even more interesting both are 4:18 minutes long.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from wabafee@lemmy.world on 02 Mar 15:04
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It's kinda shitty we're just dumb land-fish killing all the other fish
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Donebrach@lemmy.world on 02 Mar 06:45
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It would be so interesting if humans didn't have a gender assigned at birth and could choose who they want to be.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works on 01 Mar 23:19
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If I had a time machine I would go back in time and give all my friends their mental health diagnosis before they had to live through the really tough parts.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 01 Mar 18:08
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The only difference between a monster and a decent human being is the privilege of a support network.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from SenK@lemmy.ca on 01 Mar 18:03
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Humanity's concern with the extinction of a species depends on its complexity and cuteness.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Quilotoa@lemmy.ca on 01 Mar 15:18
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The same people who rage against authority love moderating communities where their ideology is the only one allowed
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Voidian@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 01 Mar 13:15
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I wonder what show has been played the most.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from HubertManne@piefed.social on 01 Mar 00:52
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I hope Epstein was 2 Steps from Kevin Bacon
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz on 01 Mar 00:02
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I feel like there's something about the experience of going through the school system as a kid that their immigrant parents would never understand... like social cues... and the "vibe"
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works on 28 Feb 23:45
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Maybe we got it so wrong that we think we got it right.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from presoak@lazysoci.al on 28 Feb 22:26
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Either the aliens have listed Earth as a no-contact planet or we are probably alone in the universe.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Quilotoa@lemmy.ca on 28 Feb 15:53
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Attack on Iran
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from RockBottom@feddit.org on 28 Feb 10:02
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Déjà vu is a non traumatic flashback
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from its_prolly_fine@sh.itjust.works on 28 Feb 05:24
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I wonder when someone is gonna make a parody porn called "The Gooners" based on the 1980s movie "The Goonies"?
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world on 28 Feb 03:39
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Marijuana is the opposite of Ozempic
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Emerald@lemmy.world on 28 Feb 03:27
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Sarcasm is a whitewash way to be mean.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Quilotoa@lemmy.ca on 27 Feb 22:34
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From what I see in the US, people having kids are fucking up the world for kids more than people without kids
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works on 27 Feb 21:19
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The Gastrointestinal tract is a tube-shaped garden.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from presoak@lazysoci.al on 27 Feb 14:53
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If contemporary professional comedians were magically taken to the Paleolichic, they'd probably work much earlier in the day. Back then, there were no Late Night Shows or well-lit comedy clubs.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from snek_boi@lemmy.ml on 27 Feb 07:12
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A drill technically becomes a screwdriver when you insert a screw bit into it
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca on 27 Feb 01:31
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You can't see your own blind spots
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from rollin@piefed.social on 27 Feb 00:34
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Just remembered that this song used to be everywhere in COVID-19 days (www.youtube.com)
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Naive@leminal.space on 26 Feb 19:02
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I have a suspicion that most of men's problems and their ability to handle their lives stems from their incapability of sucking their own d***s.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from ZiggyTheZygote@lemmy.ca on 26 Feb 17:06
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It is impossible to beat every (single-player; possible; human-made content) video game
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 26 Feb 16:14
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AI is the digital equivalent of an atom bomb. You can refuse it but you can't prevent others from using it... and there may be dire consequences if only the worst people have it.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Sleerk@feddit.uk on 26 Feb 14:19
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If every school shooter in America targeted an Epstein client pedo instead, the problem would be fixed in a few years...
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world on 26 Feb 12:57
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If there is a doctor that only saves killers, and a killer only kills other killers, I wonder who would save/kill more people?
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works on 26 Feb 10:45
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The people who believe "progressiveness is just a fad that one grows out of" are the same people that grew up getting brainwashed into regressive politics. The belief is only true for them.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from snek_boi@lemmy.ml on 26 Feb 07:55
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People who reject challenging ideas as stupid without engagement are like intellectual nepobabies
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from SenK@lemmy.ca on 26 Feb 06:46
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Meditation is like Neo exiting his dream-coffin
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from presoak@lazysoci.al on 26 Feb 05:25
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Social media may be messed up, but it helped us know [who the/how] bad person is
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from 65gmexl3@lemmy.world on 26 Feb 04:26
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If we were to apply the logic of cookie banners and T&Cs in real life, it would look like sexual harassment at best, gang rape at worst
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from medem@lemmy.wtf on 25 Feb 09:07
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It makes sense to subscribe to niche communities on Lemmy because the popular ones appear in c/all anyway.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from silly_goose@lemmy.today on 25 Feb 06:40
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Singing is just talking with more tone variations.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Quilotoa@lemmy.ca on 24 Feb 20:39
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Galinda and elphaba's names both start with the same letter as gratitude and envy. The opposing virtue and sin. And Elphie is "green with envy".
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from hayyy@thelemmy.club on 24 Feb 17:58
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Since AI companies don't care about Copyright, que should incentivize model distilation, just so we can laught at their hypocrisy.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from kurodriel@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 24 Feb 17:19
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In software the map and the territory are the same thing.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from presoak@lazysoci.al on 24 Feb 15:53
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There's no horses in Baldurs Gate 3
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Lumisal@lemmy.world on 24 Feb 13:57
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A death prediction market would be a platform for crowdsourced assassinations
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from bearboiblake@pawb.social on 24 Feb 12:52
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It would so so cool if, right before something important happens, there is a flashback sequence to show everyone the backstory of it.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works on 24 Feb 11:51
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Sometimes I wonder if my older brother and I both were in grave danger, who would my parents save first... 🤔
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works on 24 Feb 06:50
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AI is great if you consider life is meaningless and these hairless apes are only here for the blink of an eye.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 24 Feb 04:11
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Medusa likely would have had tiny snakes growing from her upper lip and chin as she aged.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Quilotoa@lemmy.ca on 24 Feb 02:40
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We got more games and better games when there was less money being made in the industry.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from alonsohmtz@feddit.uk on 24 Feb 01:31
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Heavy snow when you're a kid is a dream come true, heavy snow when you're an adult is an absolute nightmare.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world on 23 Feb 19:58
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A gentleman does not downvote.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from presoak@lazysoci.al on 23 Feb 17:02
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The "western hemisphere" rubs me the wrong way
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from lavander@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 23 Feb 16:14
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I have no idea how to do my laundry
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip on 23 Feb 05:01
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Tom Robinson from The Game Theorists is Tommy Robinson in disguise
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Aatube@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 23 Feb 04:22
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You ever wake up and question, "am i the bad guy"?
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Grumpy404@piefed.zip on 23 Feb 01:31
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Is shart a swearword?
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from als@lemmy.blahaj.zone on 22 Feb 23:54
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Every strike except the final one is limited!
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz on 22 Feb 22:35
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When I eat a handful of chocolate-covered espresso beans, my stomach functions like a coffee maker to brew a small, internal caffè mocha
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from chirospasm@lemmy.ml on 22 Feb 22:17
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As soon as people could read, ages ago when they had fuck all to do they sat down and wrote (books, letters) for fun. Now, when people have fuck all to do they write internets for fun. NO CHANGE!
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world on 22 Feb 22:04
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Fashion is just someone popular telling you that you should wear the clothes that they like.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Quilotoa@lemmy.ca on 22 Feb 19:21
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I've probably seen more naked ladies than my entire bloodline combined
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from yermaw@sh.itjust.works on 22 Feb 18:47
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Opinions are like buttholes. Everybody has one but you don't need to engage when someone shows you theirs
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Catnipchewer@lemmy.world on 22 Feb 01:46
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Growing up in a conservative house hold where as far back as I could remember running away from these people was my strongest instinct. Its good to know I was 100% correct.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 22 Feb 01:09
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The purpose of many company emails is not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Quilotoa@lemmy.ca on 21 Feb 16:17
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My phone, iPad, and laptop finally all use the same USB-C charger. The galaxy is at peace.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from early_riser@lemmy.world on 21 Feb 15:44
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Travelling on a flying carpet must be terrifying
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Waldelfe@feddit.org on 21 Feb 12:02
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Hollywood is about to get real dark with all the vengeance porn they are going to start pumping out post-epstein list.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 21 Feb 05:43
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Reading is a kind of trance. A state of modified consciousness as powerful as any drug. And we all know what drugs can do.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from presoak@lazysoci.al on 21 Feb 05:39
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At one time, a man seeing a female's naked knee was equivalent to a man seeing a female's breast today.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Quilotoa@lemmy.ca on 21 Feb 01:29
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The longer I'm alive, the more I feel that people make things complicated to feel important.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from ramble81@lemmy.zip on 20 Feb 21:01
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Suspension Of Disbelief should be studied more
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip on 20 Feb 19:53
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Ad companies are the ones destroying civilization
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world on 20 Feb 16:36
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Eventually, coffee moves from a drink that gets you going to an emotional support drink.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Quilotoa@lemmy.ca on 20 Feb 14:55
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Every 1 in ~200 dollars of wealth of the US population is owned by one person
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from LodeMike@lemmy.today on 20 Feb 07:33
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Before AI, the better technology was, the less valuable eye witness became. In the future, the better AI technology gets the more valuable eye witness will be.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from lobut@lemmy.ca on 20 Feb 03:28
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The witch from Hansel and Gretel is the only person that's allowed to say "Home, sweet home."
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Chezus9247@lemmy.world on 20 Feb 02:37
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If the rain keeps up, it won't come down.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Quilotoa@lemmy.ca on 19 Feb 22:21
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When boomers said they wanted to "protect children" from the media, they created MPAA ratings and the Parental Advisory stickers. When Gen X said they wanted to "protect children" from the media...
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 19 Feb 20:05
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Humans' behavior about LLMs is the same as animals with a mirror: they believe there is "another" in there. It's just their reflexion
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from certified_expert@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 17:49
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Movie/TV characters always make it through the craziest plot and somehow not get forever traumatized by it. I wish I could be like that, but instead I stuggle to even make/keep therapy appointments.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works on 19 Feb 14:44
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The American Dream is turning into the American Nightmare real quick
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world on 19 Feb 13:40
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If you called someone "skinface" it would feel like a huge insult even though it's meaningless and people's faces are made out of skin.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from doomslang@lemmy.zip on 19 Feb 06:54
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Most people don't consciously register whether they put their right or left leg in their pants first, but they do it the same way every time.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Quilotoa@lemmy.ca on 18 Feb 21:13
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The rabble is awful. Just keep your distance.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from presoak@lazysoci.al on 18 Feb 20:19
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We get dirty to get clean
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from hayyy@thelemmy.club on 18 Feb 19:34
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Really tall people see others differently. For example, they see more of others' heads and less of others' bodies. They also see more of the background.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from snek_boi@lemmy.ml on 18 Feb 04:26
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I wonder how much money the movie Risky Business made for hospitals from guys trying to imitate Tom Cruise.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from bizarroland@lemmy.world on 17 Feb 23:21
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We humiliate ourselves to the people we like so they will never like us back.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from hayyy@thelemmy.club on 17 Feb 19:43
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If Amadioh Chess ruled the world, the world will be a much better place
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from AmadiohChess@lemmy.world on 17 Feb 17:30
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Currency of idiots: idioms
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from PP_BOY_@lemmy.world on 17 Feb 17:15
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A strong work ethic at the office is considered good, while a strong work ethic at your hobby is considered bad.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world on 17 Feb 17:14
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The Japanese flag is a to-scale map of the solar system.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from sebinspace@lemmy.world on 17 Feb 16:15
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There's the army, so there should be the legy
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from hayyy@thelemmy.club on 17 Feb 14:08
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Mmmmmmm, grass and nightshades...
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Grail@multiverse.soulism.net on 17 Feb 08:26
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Maybe stories about the fae were long term warnings about AI
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from idiomaddict@lemmy.world on 17 Feb 06:32
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Lunar New Year is just generational trauma and toxicity hidden behind a veil of false unity and false happiness
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works on 17 Feb 00:37
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The stupid train has left the station.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from fortnitefinn@sh.itjust.works on 16 Feb 02:09
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I feel bad for people who say "I can't" when they mean "I won't".
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from presoak@lazysoci.al on 15 Feb 23:59
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The average highschooler nowadays probably knows much more about medicine than 19th century doctors
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Slovene@feddit.nl on 15 Feb 2026 17:17
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Sonic Yiff, the ultimate alternative music act
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com on 15 Feb 2026 13:44
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If you "talk to yourself", you're deemed a "crazy person", but if you turn it to a song, then you're an aspiring musician.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works on 15 Feb 2026 13:32
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The fashion show prank actually is in favor of the industry (www.youtube.com)
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from banause@feddit.org on 15 Feb 2026 13:14
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Do you reckon more blowjobs are given by straight women, or gay men?
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Fleur_@aussie.zone on 15 Feb 2026 05:43
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Sometimes I wonder if the "Quantum Immortality" thought experiment is actually real... considering how many times I could've died.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works on 15 Feb 2026 02:43
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Saying "Be careful" when someone stumbles is more an admonishment than a warning.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Quilotoa@lemmy.ca on 15 Feb 2026 01:54
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Someone should build troll-looking art pieces of Trump and the Moroun family, and leave them on either side of the Gordie Howe bridge
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from plankton@programming.dev on 14 Feb 2026 05:42
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A lot of people know what to think. Much fewer people know how to think.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Asofon@discuss.online on 14 Feb 2026 00:54
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Sometimes, childhood memories feel like faint memories from a past life.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works on 13 Feb 2026 15:30
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15 degrees fahrenheit feels almost the same as 5 degrees. However 35 degrees feels WAY colder than 45 degrees.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world on 13 Feb 2026 12:41
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When you get older you lose the ability to do things quietly, such as fart, or let young people live their lives.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from wesker@lemmy.sdf.org on 13 Feb 2026 03:57
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E-bikes are just bicycles with a motor. Therefore, e-bikes are motorcycles.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from baggachipz@sh.itjust.works on 13 Feb 2026 00:02
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In Pulp Fiction Vincent made a big deal about a $5 milkshake, which is less than a crappy one from a fast food joint costs today.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from db2@lemmy.world on 12 Feb 2026 22:14
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Truly identical twins as actors would present really interesting opportunities for a stage play
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from TheTechnician27@lemmy.world on 12 Feb 2026 18:04
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Back in the day, one might have gotten news from friends or family, and they would've believed it. Now, many people hear whatever an algorithm decides makes most money for the service.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Naryaskant@lemmy.today on 12 Feb 2026 17:35
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Affluenza is really the biggest driver between thinking the barrio/ghetto/slums is an "unsafe wasteland" vs people who are just trying to exist and survive in the framework they are given.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from ramble81@lemmy.zip on 12 Feb 2026 17:18
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It feels like a few people just bought the loudest megaphones and are shouting at the world
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi on 12 Feb 2026 09:50
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Americans rarely refer to the US as America
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip on 12 Feb 2026 03:47
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I don't actually read the news. I surmise the news based on memes that begin popping up for which I have no context.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from mdalin@infosec.pub on 12 Feb 2026 03:22
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We really like thinking. In fact we think thinking is more important than everything else. We might be aliens from some kind of thought-universe.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from presoak@lazysoci.al on 12 Feb 2026 00:18
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Having the first name of Al must be frustrating as it looks so much like AI.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Quilotoa@lemmy.ca on 11 Feb 2026 19:52
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Humans dominate the world because we can focus our attention really well. That's our big power from which all the science and engineering flow.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from presoak@lazysoci.al on 11 Feb 2026 18:49
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Morals and aesthetics are the same thing, just differing contexts. Both are a sense of rightness.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from presoak@lazysoci.al on 11 Feb 2026 16:01
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You board a train, board a bus, and board a ship, but you don't board a car
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from lonefighter@sh.itjust.works on 11 Feb 2026 11:27
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Considering that LLMs are trained on the whole of the internet, it's kind of amazing that they don't talk back to you like a condescending, smug asshole
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Perspectivist@feddit.uk on 11 Feb 2026 10:44
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Having nothing to do at work is a bit like paid prison
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from bridgeburner@lemmy.world on 11 Feb 2026 10:26
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Most food animals are smarter than a baby.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from altphoto@lemmy.today on 11 Feb 2026 04:42
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People always want their ideal conversation to sound like movie characters, but in reality most people talk as if they're in an interrogation room or how people sound like on police bodycam footage.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works on 11 Feb 2026 03:55
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The statement "things are never so bad that they couldn't get worse" could be either optimistic or pessimistic.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from Quilotoa@lemmy.ca on 11 Feb 2026 03:13
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If Civ I had been a real-time strategy game, people who started playing a game the year it came out would currently be up to 3965 BC.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world on 11 Feb 2026 02:21
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Confidence in a romantic context is like salt on food: It can improve the flavor of good food, but can't be substituted for flavor, and too much spoils any dish.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip on 10 Feb 2026 23:14
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TV remotes should have an easy-to-find (by touch) "volume toggle" button that toggles between two volume settings.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca on 10 Feb 2026 20:43
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In Austria, you can go from Unterfucking to Oberfucking, stop by Fucking (now Fugging), and then spend the rest of your trip doing Hochecks.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from KarlLimbo@lemmy.world on 10 Feb 2026 17:22
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Assuming The Matrix (generally speaking, a synthetic reality that binds us all within it), SETI looks very different.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from presoak@lazysoci.al on 09 Feb 2026 22:48
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MOBJECTS
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world on 09 Feb 2026 20:52
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Zen meditation is to an individual what science is to a society.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from presoak@lazysoci.al on 09 Feb 2026 20:13
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Rechargeable electric arc lighters kinda suck for the average person, and will typically end up as e-waste.
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from over_clox@lemmy.world on 09 Feb 2026 19:43
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Human Trafficking at Superbowl
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from SSETranquility@lemmy.world on 09 Feb 2026 18:15
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irony of house of cards
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from rottenmummy@lemmy.world on 09 Feb 2026 15:58
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You can ask any question to the people of year 3000, but can only receive information in the form of a single bit. What's your question?
in showerthoughts@lemmy.world from electrotabby@piefed.social on 09 Feb 2026 07:34
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